Toto we're not in Mexico anymore...

So today marks my one year mark of not living in Mexico. So in remembrance of that, I decided to do a top ten list of the reasons how I know I'm not in Mexico anymore. 

So without further ado, in no particular order, here they are...

10. I was walking down the street today and was surprised to see an empty beer bottle on the side of the road.

9. Nobody understands me when I bend my index finger at them.

8. Dinner is always eaten before 10pm.

7. Dr. House speaks English.

6. Taxis are too expensive to actually take anywhere.

5.There aren't bloody bodies on the front of the newspaper.

4. I can wash and dry my clothes in less than 2 hours.

3. People think my Spanish is good.

2. I'm not taller than 80% of the male population.

1. I can't find a taco with pineapple in it... :-(

VIVA MEXICO!!!